People count up the faults of those who keep them waiting.– French Proverb (via missfolly)
I don’t love studying, I hate studying. I like learning, learning is beautiful.– Natalie Portman (via amanda-dawn5)
Boy: Hey cutie, what's your name?
Boy: Oh cute, is that short for Elizabeth?
Girl: No, it's short for Lizard
Girl eats boy
Girl was actually a vicious Komodo Dragon the whole time